alan // professional dognapper

turnon:

tired of these weak ass naps…. time to level up bitch put me in a coma 

posted 6 years ago with 225,957 notes

earthdad:

when ur the last one to get introduced to a group of people

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posted 6 years ago with 188,799 notes

I don’t give SHIT about FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted 7 years ago with 2,338 notes

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